Why don't you just take out the socket? You're not using it anyway. How many orthopedists does it take to change a light bulb?Ī. What do you call a Greek back doctor who isn't a physician?ĭoctor: No, but I'll be able to check your neck for leaks. What did the psychiatrist say to the guy who thought he was a vampire. How does a hog farmer get to the county fair? Why can't skeleton musicians play at church? Heart Sick Pick-Up Line: Hey bae, my heart beats for you and that is why my ECG has a U wave.ĭoctor Pick-Up Line: You must be my coronary artery because you're wrapped around my heart. She was a lovely woman, but a terrible surgeon. Killer Medical Laugh of the Day: My mother used to say that the way to a man's heart was through his stomach. If you believe the quickest way to a man's heart is through his stomach, you're aiming a bit too high. Because they can't find shoes to match the bag. I had to get a second series as it was supposed to be knee to ankle not knee and. Bartender says, "Want to register for our drawing? We're giving away a set of kidney stones." The guy says, "Nah, I'll pass."Ī. What does a urologist shout out when he makes a medical breakthrough?Ī guy walks into a bar. Because it was going to be a surprise-atory.īile Groan of the Day: A guy wasn't sure the surgeon could handle his hepatectomy, but the doctor did de-liver.īeer Troubleshooting – If your feet are warm and wet: It must be improper bladder control, so stand next to the nearest dog and complain about bad housetraining. Why didn't the proctologist tell his patient all about his new prescription?Ī. Patient: Doc, do you have anything for my liver? Why did the ghost have to go to the hospital? Just one, 'cause they get down to the bones of the matter. How many orthopedists does it take to replace a light bulb?Ī. How can you tell you've been sitting too long playing the piano? Today's Medical Groan: A guy didn't believe that the chiropractor could ease his back problems, but now he stands corrected. What did the chiropractor say when his vacation was over? 'Cause he didn't have the stomach for it. Why did the skeleton in med school turn down the chance to be a surgeon?Ī. How do you describe the flavor of that pink upset stomach medicine? Why was the guy sentenced to life in prison for a little insider trading?Ī. Osteo Pick Up Line: Babe, you've got 206 bones in your body. What happens when some bodily fluids become too thin and watery? What did the forensic scientist name as the cause of the haunted harpsichord player's death? Why should you trust the surgeons who are repairing your slipped disk? 'Cause they know everybody is the same inside.
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